Elect Linda Lingle: She's Almost As Good As Bush!

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Success in politics takes $MONEY$. Here's my wish list:

A Big Media Company. Bush/Cheney have most of them locked up. I need my own. The Honolulu Advertiser isn't enough to propell me into national politics. But I do thank them for their unswerving support.

A Television Network. Bush/Cheney have Fox. I'd like to buy CNN. I've already got a great operation going in Hawai'i nei where my video crew supplies footage where I take credit for every noncontroversial bill the Democratic legislature passes. I could take this nation-wide if I controlled CNN.




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